chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

piercethedispute:

You don’t know true heartbreak until one side of your headphones randomly quit working. 

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

burghers:

i think u forgot to notice me and shower me with attention

dekutree:

shoutout to the guy who actually answers yahoo questions

krvsty:

just :) because :) you’re :) attractive :) it :) doesn’t :) give :) you :) the :) right :) to :) be :) an :) asshole :) haha :) :) :) :) :)